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    <published>2008-06-02T02:10:46Z</published>
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    <title>FIENDS ONLY</title>
    <published>2006-01-22T20:17:31Z</published>
    <updated>2006-02-01T01:21:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;b&gt;A CONSTELLATION OF APOCALYPTIC BUTTERFLIES WHOSE EXPRESSIONS ARE AMBIGUOUS&lt;br /&gt;A short story. (Of Montreal)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WAS SITTING ON THE TRUNK OF A TREE THAT HAD BEEN CHOPPED DOWN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION I SPOTTED A SINGULAR BUTTERFLY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE BUTTERFLY NAVIGATED ITSELF SAFELY THROUGH THE BLADES OF THE &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DWARFED WINDMILL I HELD AWAY FROM MY BODY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I HEARD THE SOUND OF MANY WHISPERING FEET&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I HEARD THE SUCKING OF A MAIDS VACUUM CLEANER LEANING &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PRECARIOUSLY INSIDE A CHILDS EYE SOCKET&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I MOVED MY FEET IN SMALL CIRCLES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I HEARD THE DRY LEAVES CRACKLING UNDER MY SHOES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I RAISED MY HEAD TO SEE THE SINGULAR BUTTERFLY STILL IN VIEW&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WAS NO LONGER SITIING ON THE TRUNK OF A TREE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WAS STANDING ERECT AND PERSUING THE SINGULAR BUTTERFLY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I HELD MY ARMS OUT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WAS IMITATING FRANKENSTEIN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WASN'T HOLDING THE DWARFED WINDMILL ANYMORE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I COULDN'T HEAR THE SUCKING OF THE VACUUM CLEANER&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I COULDN'T HEAR THE WHISPERING FEET&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I IMAGINED A LARGE GLASS HEART PUMPING FURIOUSLY GLOWING LIKE AN &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ILLUMINES BEET &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WAS AFRAID THE GLASS WOULD CRACK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE GLASS CRACKED&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DROPS OF BLOOD APPEARED AND EVAPORATED INTO EMPTY SPACE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE SINGULAR BUTTERFLY WAS AN AGREEABLE SHADE OF YELLOW&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A VERY ANCIENT GREEK HUE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WABBLED LIKE FRANKENSTEIN WEARING WOODEN SHOES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I HEARD THE CTCH CTCH OF A FARMER AND HIS HOE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WORKING RHYTHMICALLY IN A FIELD BELOW&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE PROPERTIES OF GLASS BEING WHAT THEY ARE, A HEART OF GLASS IS IN THEORY AND PRACTICE ILL-CONCEIVED&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE SINGULAR BUTTERFLY REMAINED ALWAYS JUST OUT OF REACH &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I FOUND THE PATTERN OF ITS FLIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO PREDICT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IT WAS CLEVER&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IT ZIGGED AS I ZAGGED AND VICE VERSA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IT CHANGED COLOR TO CONFUSE ME&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IT CHANGED GENDERS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I DIDN'T FIND THAT DISTRACTING HOWEVER SINCE I COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WISHED I WAS IN POSSESSION OF A NET&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHEN, I MYSELF, WAS SCOOPED INTO ONE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A RATHER LARGE NET&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOT A TERRIBLY COMFORTABLE ONE AT THAT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IT APPEARED I HAD FALLEN INTO A TRAP&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I HUNG SUSPENDED ABOVE THE GROUND&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PRESUMABLY THE SINGULAR BUTTERFLY I HAD BEEN CHASING SIGNALLED WITH HIS/HER ANTENNA FOR HELP AND HAD RECEIVED IT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MANY SINGULAR BUTTERFLIES COOPERATED IN MY CAPTURE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IT TOOK A STAGGERINGLY LARGE ASSEMBLY OF SINGULAR BUTTERFLIES TO KEEP THE NET ABOVE GROUND&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I MARVELED AT THE STRENGTH THEY EXHIBITED&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IN NO TIME AT ALL I WAS SWIFTLY ASCENDNG OVER THE TREES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WE CLIMBED UPWARD TOWARDS THE HEAVENS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE BUTTERFLIES EXPRESSIONS BETRAYED NO INDICATION OF WEARINESS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I BEGAN TO FEAR MY LIFE WAS SOON TO BE IRREVOCABLY CHANGED&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WE TRAVELED THROUGH THE NIGHT NEVER DEVIATING FROM OUR UPWARD COURSE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I MISSED MY HOME&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE BUTTERFLIES BROUGHT ME INTO THE DEEP DARK RECESSES OF THE UNIVERSE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THERE WASN'T MUCH TO LOOK AT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MY MOUTH WAS CONSIDERABLY DRY AND I REMEMBER FEELING A CHILL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE BUTTERFLIES DECIDED THEY HAD CARRIED ME A SUFFICIENT DISTANCE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AND MADE ME AWARE I WAS FREE TO ESCAPE FROM THE NET IF I SO DESIRED&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I DID SO WITH HESITATION BECAUSE I HADN'T ANY EXPERIENCE IN SPACE TRAVEL AND WAS UNAWARE OF THE PROPER SAFETY PRECAUTIONS ONE SHOULD EMPLOY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I ALSO REALIZED AT THAT MOMENT THAT I WAS COMPLETELY IGNORANT OF ANY SPACE ETIQUETTE THAT MIGHT BE APPLICABLE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WAS AS ILL PREPARED FOR THAT SITUATION AS WAS POSSIBLE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE BUTTERFLIES WERE NO HELP&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THEY WERE UNWILLING TO OFFER EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SERVICE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AS I WIGGLED ABOUT TRYING TO ACCLIMATE THE BUTTERFLIES ABANDONED ME&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEFORE LEAVING, EACH ONE FLEW UP TO MY FACE AND POKED ME IN THE EYE WITH THEIR ANTENNA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THEY HAD FORMED A LINE TO DO THIS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IT WAS A VERY LONG LINE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IT WAS TRUELLY UNPLEASANT AND GREATLY EXCEEDED MY TOLERANCE FOR SUCH THINGS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IN TIME EACH BUTTERFLY HAD HAD ITS TURN AT PUNISHING ME AND HAD DEPARTED BACK TO EARTH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOW I WAS ALONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE GLASS HEART AND THE BLOOD THAT PULSATED INSIDE OF IT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I FLOATED LIKE A POTATO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I REGRETTED CHASING THE BUTTERFLY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WAS MELANCHOLY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I BECAME PESSISMISTIC ABOUT MY FUTURE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I LOOKED LONGINGLY DOWN TOWARDS EARTH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I SAW AN INCREDIBLE VISION&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE BUTTERFLIES HAD FORMED A RING AROUND THE EARTH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THEY WERE GLOWING NOT LIKE ILLUMINES BEETS BUT MORE LIKE A RING OF ILLUMINES LEMONS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IT'S DOUBTFUL THAT THE BUTTERFLIES WERE MADE OF GLASS THOUGH THEIR YELLOW LIGHT PULSATED LIKE THE BLOOD IN THE GLASS HEART AND I ASSOCIATED THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER AT THE TIME&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE BUTTERFLIES RELEASED A SHOWER OF THIN STICKY STRANDS OF WEB AND HAIR THAT COATED THE EARTH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE ANIMAL LIFE ON EARTH INCLUDING MY FELLOW HUMANS BECAME TRAPPED UNDER THE WAVES OF THIS BIZARRE SECRETION &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MANY SUFFOCATED&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SOME WERE CRUSHED&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SOME DIED OF STARVATION&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SOME BECAME INSANE AND THEN WERE EITHER SUFFOCATED, CRUSHED OR DIED OF STARVATION&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I DIDN'T ENJOY WATCHING THIS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IT WAS VERY SAD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WORRIED WHAT THE BUTTERFLIES HAD IN STORE FOR ME&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE GLASS HEART CONTINUED TO CRACK AS THE PRESSURE OF THE PULSATING BLOOD INCREASED&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hiiiii! My name is Gabby. It'd be great if we were friends, wouldn't it? So go ahead and add me. I'll most likely add you back. Have a great day!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS. The artwork in my background was made by &lt;a href="http://www.thebeewithwheels.com"&gt;David Barnes.&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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